$15.00
Feeding time? More like feeding quest! Equip your tiny adventurer with the A Fool’s Quest “Critical Miss” Bib – the only bib forged in the fires of Mount Spaghetti and enchanted to withstand even the messiest of mealtime magic.
With the natural one already rolled, this bib turns every meal into a chaotic side quest. Whether it’s mashed carrots in their hair or mysterious applesauce footprints on the ceiling, your baby is clearly rolling with disadvantage on coordination—but looking epic while doing it.
🍝Bib Stats:
+5 to mess containment
Resistant to gravy-based attacks
Grants immunity to neck dribbles (within reason… it’s still a bib, not a +3 Cloak of Cleanliness)
Crafted from soft, absorbent fabric looted from the Laundry Realms
Perfect for aspiring sorcerers, barbarian snackers, or clerics who worship at the high chair altar. Warning: wearing this bib may cause spontaneous baby burps that sound suspiciously like goblin laughter.
The Real Product features
– 100% combed and ringspun cotton for exceptional softness and durability.
– Velcro closure ensures a secure fit, making it easy to put on or take off.
– Self-fabric binding in a contrasting color adds a stylish touch.
– Medium weight fabric at 5.5 oz/yd² for optimal comfort.
– EasyTear™ label for irritation-free skin.
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean
– Do not iron
