$16.99
Start ’em young on the path of foolishness! The A Fool’s Quest Onesie is the perfect garment for your tiny bard, rogue-in-training, or chaotic-neutral teether. Made with 100% magical cotton (ok fine, it’s just soft, comfy cotton), this onesie guarantees your baby will roll a natural 20 on cuteness and possibly drool output.
Features Include:
+2 to charisma
Advantage on all cuddle checks
Stain-resistant against minor potion spills (a.k.a. milk)
Officially not cursed!
Whether they’re slaying tummy time or cooing over campaign lore, your little one will be the envy of every tavern-themed playdate.
Disclaimer: May spontaneously inspire storytelling, dice rolling, and inexplicable baby giggles. A Fool’s Quest podcast is not responsible for any familiars accidentally summoned.
The Product features:
– Double-needle ribbed binding prevents stretching and maintains clean garment lines.
– Lap shoulder design allows for easy dressing and comfort.
– Side seams provide structure and shape, enhancing fit.
– Innovative three-snap closure ensures a smooth, soft experience.
– Crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton for a gentle feel against baby’s skin.
Care instructions
– Do not iron
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean
